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We are working tirelessly to build a haunted attraction that will absolutely rock your world. It is going to be the first haunted house of its kind in the Utah Market, and as far as I can see, the United States.
The Utah market is booming with amazing haunted attractions from Payson all the way up to Logan, but, none of them take it to the extreme like we will. Extreme Hands on is awesome, but we’re taking it to the next level. You’re not going to be casually walking through this haunt, simply enjoying the sets, and the occasional scare. You’re going to be running for your life. But, we’re not going to make it easy for you to do so. You are going to have to put your big boy panties on to complete the challenges, and obstacles that are in your way. Climbing, falling, bashing, crawling, will all be required to enter The Darkest Hour. You will be required to complete certain challenges before moving on to the next room. Many physical, and some mental.
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If you really want to take it up a notch, then you’ll want to upgrade to our “A Slap In Your Fat Face Package”, which will give our professionally trained, adult actors the go ahead, to be all up in your business. Personal space goes out the window (It will always remain appropriate of course), and you will have no choice but to run, because the second you put that glow stick around your fat neck, we’re going to make sure to pay special attention to you! You’ve just given us permission to touch you, tackle you, stroke your hair, throw you through walls, we’ll flat out throw you off a cliff into a dark foggy hole, before your group even knows what happened to you. You’ll make Gandalf look like a prat. Anything to crush your soul, and make you wish you didn’t love being scared so much!
While you struggle to survive our gauntlet of horror, every single one of your greatest fears will be bearing down on you. As you enter each room, all based on the human races biggest fears and phobias. You’ll enjoy amazing sets, and animations, state of the art equipment, and obstacles. We don’t plan to make this haunt for the kiddies. This will be the most extreme, gritty, and in turn terrifying haunt in the United States. Everyone who enters will have to sign a waiver before entering.
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| We will have a 2 or 3 part haunt, where if you’re too big of a crap risk (Where you literally poo your pants) to take our XScream Challenge, you can still walk through the equally terrifying, hair raising, scream your guts out, haunt, that is just not as extreme, it is more traditional, without the obstacles, but still more terrifying than any haunt you’ve ever been to. Without all the obstacles, it might be more your pace. Pansy.
The 3rd haunt will be determined by location. It might be an outdoor haunt, or paintball hayride of some sort. We will work out the details as we go. |
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| We will of course have packages that you can go through all 3 haunts, for one price. This of course will earn you the title of “Madman” in which case, you will be given absolutely nothing, except for an unbelievably good time.
Please keep in mind, this project is still in the planning stages. Anything that I have stated above, is totally subject to change. I might be forced to tweak certain things due to laws, and regulations (BASIC BULLCRAP!) But, we’re going to do our very best to put on the most extreme show possible, in the safest way possible, so that we don’t have any legal issues. Your safety is of course the most important thing. |
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This vision plan will evolve and change over time, this is my initial vision, with very little of the secret sauce involved. (I can’t tell you everything!) We have so much in store for you guys it’s going to be ridiculous!
Let us know what you think, and give us your feedback and ideas!
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